On the 1st day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
…one golden opportunity.
On the 2nd day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...two lost car dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 3rd day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 4th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...four hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car
dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 5th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...five dozen sick puppy mill puppies,
...four hundred flooded
homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 6th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...six million TIF dollars,
...five dozen sick puppy mill puppies,
...four hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car dealerships
...and one
golden opportunity.
On the 7th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...seven closed meetings,
...six million TIF dollars,
...five dozen sick
puppy mill puppies,
...four hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car
dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 8th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...eight government galas,
...seven closed meetings,
...six million TIF
dollars,
...five dozen sick puppy mill puppies,
...four hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds
of golf,
...two lost car dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 9th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...nine percent tax rate increase,
...eight government galas,
...seven
closed meetings,
...six million TIF dollars,
...five dozen sick puppy mill puppies,
...four
hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 10th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...ten protesters protesting,
...nine percent tax rate increase,
...eight
government galas,
...seven closed meetings,
...six million TIF dollars,
...five dozen sick
puppy mill puppies,
...four hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car
dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 11th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...eleven flood bonuses,
...ten protesters protesting,
...nine percent
tax rate increase,
...eight government
galas,
...seven closed meetings,
...six million TIF dollars,
...five dozen sick puppy mill
puppies,
...four hundred flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car
dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
On the 12th day of Christmas our Village gave to us…
...twelve loaded gift cards,
...eleven flood bonuses,
...ten protesters
protesting,
...nine percent tax rate increase,
...eight government galas,
...seven closed meetings,
...six million TIF dollars,
...five dozen sick puppy mill puppies,
...four hundred
flooded homes,
...three rounds of golf,
...two lost car dealerships
...and one golden opportunity.
The Village of Lisle could easily eliminate the place from which the horrible fifth gift came and the 10th gift would gladly walk away.
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